sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

254,364 notes

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source

5,210 notes

shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

shitshilarious:

this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime

(Source: artjcf)

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

459,228 notes

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

216,637 notes

holywatersupersoakers:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

greatestshowinthegalaxy:

FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way this is a joke and i get to the wine section and there is a fuckin wine called hella fine I can’t believe it. incredible

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i wasn’t kidding

but is hella fine a hella fine wine

(Source: commanderrdata)

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j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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(Source: 13hr)

70,656 notes

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

461,276 notes

shanology:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

whatthebuckbucky:

Because I don’t understand how Sebastian pretending to cry out loudly like a girl and shouting things like, “OH GOD!” and “SLAP IT!” and “NASTY!” and apparently making fun of the noises women’s tennis players make is somehow not a video that I’ve ever seen on my dash before.

But like

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AS IF YOU DID THIS

It got better

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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