that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way this is a joke and i get to the wine section and there is a fuckin wine called hella fine I can’t believe it. incredible
i wasn’t kidding
but is hella fine a hella fine wine
Because I don’t understand how Sebastian pretending to cry out loudly like a girl and shouting things like, “OH GOD!” and “SLAP IT!” and “NASTY!” and apparently making fun of the noises women’s tennis players make is somehow not a video that I’ve ever seen on my dash before.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AS IF YOU DID THIS
It got better